Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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