My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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