Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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