Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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