Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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