Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
A+ Viking dick
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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