grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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