capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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