from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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