Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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