So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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