yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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