love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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