I need help removing her.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
where are my eyebrows?
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