Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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