I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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