"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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