Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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