Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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