Soap is not a condiment
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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