nut hugger
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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