NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
