I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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