After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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