I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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