I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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