i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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