i wish peter jackson would direct porn
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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