i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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