We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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