Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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