you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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