You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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