The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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