i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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