And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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