Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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