You're so nebulous sometimes
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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