yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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