I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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