can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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