Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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