he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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