Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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