She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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