i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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