Joe is yelling at the trees again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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