I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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