No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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