I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Randomize