I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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