so that wasnt chicken after all
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.