he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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