Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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