you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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