my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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