True but thats because hes a fetus.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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