does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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