Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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